Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Saturday Morning Arsonist Burglars

Last Saturday morning while Ames was shopping, Declan and Elsie were safely downstairs watching Diego, so I ran upstairs to make sure I had all my cycling gear together for that day’s bike ride. I was upstairs for about two minutes when the phone rang.

David: Hello?
Woman: This is the Portsmouth Police Department. Do you have a young child with you?
David: Yes, two. What’s going on?
Woman: A boy just called us and said the house was on fire and there was a robber that needed to go to jail.
David: Oh my god.
Woman: Is everything okay?
David: Yes, I’m sorry, we-
Declan (picking up downstairs extension): Hello?
David: Declan James…
Declan: There’s a robber who needs to go to jail!
Woman: Are you sure everything’s okay?
David: Oh yes, we’re fine. I’m sorry, thanks.

Amy and I have been trying to teach Declan all the safety things you’re supposed to teach kids. He knows his full name, our names, his phone number. About a week ago, we told him that the number to the police was 911. We said if he saw a fire, or if he couldn’t find us and was scared, or if we couldn’t get to the phone and told him to get help, he should call 911. But we had just said it once – didn’t even explain what dialing 9, then 1, then 1 meant – it was just step one in our Beginner 911 Course.

Well, Declan decided to jump right to graduation.

I was a little proud but I had to hide that as I explained that we can only do that when it’s a real emergency, not a pretend one…

We had an awesome Valentine’s Day Party at the house the weekend before. A bunch of good friends and their kids.

Here’s Declan getting busted eating another cookie after having been told to stop eating cookies:

And here’s Elsie getting busted mixing up a martini:

Kidding Nana. She was just playing with the shaker…

Here are the kids at the mall this past Sunday. It was raining out but we needed to get out of the house - all the museums were closing so I took them to the mall to run around and ride on those little cars:

The cars were cool and they had fun riding – Elsie even liked them when they weren’t running. The rest of the trip was, of course, insanity, as they really took that running around part to heart – and had very different ideas as to direction of said running.

Some other recent pics:



Oh, and as for karmic payback for all the shit I’ve given Papa over the years…

Cut my head:

Love how it’s framed perfectly in the center of that awkward V of baldness I have up front. Wish I could say I got the wound doing something cool like landing a plane in the Hudson. A few hours after I did it, after my group ride, I was sitting with the guys at a coffeehouse and when I took off my helmet one of them asked, “Man, what happened? Did you crash?”

Nope. Though that would have been cool, too.

Okay, I’ll say it. I hit my head on a shelf. I was in the closet. Looking for tights.

Oh sure, laugh all you want and make your jokes about a man in tights in the closet. But it was going to be cold on the ride that day. And sometimes a man needs to ride wearing tights.

Had to explain this to a million people in the week-and-a-half it took to heal up...

Sorry Papa. I take all those jokes back…

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

An Even Dozen

Welcome Braden Charles, born healthy this morning to a great family up north.

A million smiles of congratulations to Finn, Tegan and Patrick -- and a bravo-and-you're-amazing-AGAIN to Cristin!

Braden, we can't wait to meet you young man!

Friday, January 30, 2009

Mommy Is A Rock Star

Just coming off a weeks-long illness herself, Amy has emerged as even more of a superwoman than ever. I’ve been really sick this week and so pretty much everything has fallen to her – taking care of the kids, making dinner, school lunches, the madness that is Declan and Elsie when they’re in the zone

If you could’ve seen her, you’d be smiling and shaking your head in disbelief. She summoned the strength and patience and fun to keep the place rolling – and doing so with a smile in her voice to make the kids think everything was normal and have a great time.

And next week will be round two, as I’m out of town Monday through Friday. Everyone send positive vibes her way next week – and if you’re close, stop by and lend a hand!

Thank you, babe, for being a rock star.

Friday, January 23, 2009

We're Back Online...

Okay, okay, I’m sorry. It’s been a while – things have been hectic.

Quick update:

Kaleigh was home for a long time over her break and we had a lovely Christmas with everyone together. Funny thing, on the morning of Christmas Eve I called Nana while playing with the kids outside. She said Papa was outside, too – but under a very different circumstances. We agreed to swap photos taken right then.

Here’s VA:


Here’s VT:


Starting on NYE, we had a great visit in Vermont, though it was only 3/5 as great as it should have been. The night before, Elise came down with yet another ear infection and couldn’t fly, so she and Ames stayed home while Kaleigh, Declan and I went up.

It was 23 below zero when we landed in Burlington. But still we had a blast – playing with the family, snowboarding, hanging with friends. Some pics from my dying camera phone:





You can see at the end what I mean by dying…

It was so awesome to see Declan having so much fun with the cousins – totally dove right into the dynamic and had the time of his life. He is, by the way, the only kid I’ve ever met who prefers shoveling snow over sledding. I mean, he had fun sledding – but he loved shoveling (and throwing the shoveled snow on me). Got in a good day on the mountain with Kaleigh and the Whits and had a fun pizza party with the Beaulieus and Suskins.

Since then we’ve been settling back into work and school – and dealing with far too many illnesses. Seems Declan, Elsie and Amy have been trading off the funk. Everyone just needs a break.

Kaleigh headed back to school and started classes this week. They seem much more interesting and less oppressive than last semester – whew. Horrifyingly, another murder on campus. Just makes me so sad and angry – can’t my little girl just go to college and not worry about that stuff?

But let's end with good news:

WELCOME PRESIDENT OBAMA.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

In Case Anyone Was Wondering Why People Throw Shoes At Him

And what really pisses me off is that I had to read this on a UK paper's website. No mention at all in the US. Nope, the US media is more interested in headlines like "Priests Blast Playboy" -- now that's a shocker that merits a headline -- and "Tot Mom in Hot Body Contest."

Grrr.

We simply have no idea what's going on. And they want it that way.

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Bush sneaks through host of laws to undermine Obama
The Guardian UK

After spending eight years at the helm of one of the most ideologically driven administrations in American history, George W. Bush is ending his presidency in characteristically aggressive fashion, with a swath of controversial measures designed to reward supporters and enrage opponents.

By the time he vacates the White House, he will have issued a record number of so-called 'midnight regulations' - so called because of the stealthy way they appear on the rule books - to undermine the administration of Barack Obama, many of which could take years to undo.

Dozens of new rules have already been introduced which critics say will diminish worker safety, pollute the environment, promote gun use and curtail abortion rights. Many rules promote the interests of large industries, such as coal mining or energy, which have energetically supported Bush during his two terms as president. More are expected this week.

America's attention is focused on the fate of the beleaguered car industry, still seeking backing in Washington for a multi-billion-dollar bail-out. But behind the scenes, the 'midnight' rules are being rushed through with little fanfare and minimal media attention. None of them would be likely to appeal to the incoming Obama team.

The regulations cover a vast policy area, ranging from healthcare to car safety to civil liberties. Many are focused on the environment and seek to ease regulations that limit pollution or restrict harmful industrial practices, such as dumping strip-mining waste.

The Bush moves have outraged many watchdog groups. 'The regulations we have seen so far have been pretty bad,' said Matt Madia, a regulatory policy analyst at OMB Watch. 'The effects of all this are going to be severe.'

Bush can pass the rules because of a loophole in US law allowing him to put last-minute regulations into the Code of Federal Regulations, rules that have the same force as law. He can carry out many of his political aims without needing to force new laws through Congress. Outgoing presidents often use the loophole in their last weeks in office, but Bush has done this far more than Bill Clinton or his father, George Bush sr. He is on track to issue more 'midnight regulations' than any other previous president.

Many of these are radical and appear to pay off big business allies of the Republican party. One rule will make it easier for coal companies to dump debris from strip mining into valleys and streams. The process is part of an environmentally damaging technique known as 'mountain-top removal mining'. It involves literally removing the top of a mountain to excavate a coal seam and pouring the debris into a valley, which is then filled up with rock. The new rule will make that dumping easier.

Another midnight regulation will allow power companies to build coal-fired power stations nearer to national parks. Yet another regulation will allow coal-fired stations to increase their emissions without installing new anti-pollution equipment.

The Environmental Defence Fund has called the moves a 'fire sale of epic size for coal'. Other environmental groups agree. 'The only motivation for some of these rules is to benefit the business interests that the Bush administration has served,' said Ed Hopkins, a director of environmental quality at the Sierra Club. A case in point would seem to be a rule that opens up millions of acres of land to oil shale extraction, which environmental groups say is highly pollutant.

There is a long list of other new regulations that have gone onto the books. One lengthens the number of hours that truck drivers can drive without rest. Another surrenders government control of rerouting the rail transport of hazardous materials around densely populated areas and gives it to the rail companies.

One more chips away at the protection of endangered species. Gun control is also weakened by allowing loaded and concealed guns to be carried in national parks. Abortion rights are hit by allowing healthcare workers to cite religious or moral grounds for opting out of carrying out certain medical procedures.

A common theme is shifting regulation of industry from government to the industries themselves, essentially promoting self-regulation. One rule transfers assessment of the impact of ocean-fishing away from federal inspectors to advisory groups linked to the fishing industry. Another allows factory farms to self-regulate disposal of pollutant run-off.

The White House denies it is sabotaging the new administration. It says many of the moves have been openly flagged for months. The spate of rules is going to be hard for Obama to quickly overcome. By issuing them early in the 'lame duck' period of office, the Bush administration has mostly dodged 30- or 60-day time limits that would have made undoing them relatively straightforward.

Obama's team will have to go through a more lengthy process of reversing them, as it is forced to open them to a period of public consulting. That means that undoing the damage could take months or even years, especially if corporations go to the courts to prevent changes.

At the same time, the Obama team will have a huge agenda on its plate as it inherits the economic crisis. Nevertheless, anti-midnight regulation groups are lobbying Obama's transition team to make sure Bush's new rules are changed as soon as possible. 'They are aware of this. The transition team has a list of things they want to undo,' said Madia.

Final reckoning
Bush's midnight regulations will:

• Make it easier for coal companies to dump waste from strip-mining into valleys and streams.

• Ease the building of coal-fired power stations nearer to national parks.

• Allow people to carry loaded and concealed weapons in national parks.

• Open up millions of acres to mining for oil shale.

• Allow healthcare workers to opt out of giving treatment for religious or moral reasons, thus weakening abortion rights.

• Hurt road safety by allowing truck drivers to stay at the wheel for 11 consecutive hours.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Working For The Weekend

Man, it was a tough weekend, but we did it.

Amy took on the kids all weekend -- while Elsie was sick again and Declan was as, um, energetic as ever.

While she did that, a friend and I pulled up the carpeting then put down a hardwood floor in the family room.

Here's almost halfway through:


And at the end:


Well, not really the end. We still have to finish one tricky part of a closet, then paint, then put down the baseboard.

It looks pretty good, but most importantly, I hope it helps quell the asthma.

(Sorry about the bad pics – digi still camera has busted flash. Come visit to see in person!)

Favorite line from the weekend:

Declan - "Daddy! Please be quiet! You're making too much noise and I'm trying to go potty!"

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

A Telling Video

Here's a little video I shot with my phone last weekend that kinda sums up the three kids: two beautiful and sweet girls playing nicely, one handsome and hilarious boy being a rapscallion.



And a photo I took as we walked to school today -- which is Picture Day:


Go Sox!