Friday, April 24, 2009

Defense Strategy

I need to start thinking ahead.

Declan is already wicked smart.

Soon he will be smarter than me.

Then, in a dozen years or so, when he’s also stronger and faster than me, I’m in big trouble.

Which is why I need to start collecting weapons now.

Here’s one recently added to the arsenal.


Topless, holding a pink purse, in a leopard print miniskirt, furry clogs and lei.

That should prove a powerful bargaining chip…

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