Declan is already wicked smart.
Soon he will be smarter than me.
Then, in a dozen years or so, when he’s also stronger and faster than me, I’m in big trouble.
Which is why I need to start collecting weapons now.
Here’s one recently added to the arsenal.

Topless, holding a pink purse, in a leopard print miniskirt, furry clogs and lei.
That should prove a powerful bargaining chip…
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